When you're sixteen and write Mary Sues...

When you're a member of an 80+ member fan site where about fifteen of those 80+ fans write fan fictions...that's cool.
The fact that they mostly range from 15 to 17 years old is cool too.
But when you're the only author on that site within that age group that doesn't write Mary Sues...that's sad.

No one wants to read about how you and your friends hook up with celebrities.
Why? 'Cause no one fucking cares about who you are or what you do.
If you really feel the need to write things like that, make a private file and keep them to yourself.

Ugh. It's so aggravating when kids that old still haven't grown out of that shit. It's getting harder and harder to find good authors these days. >_<